Sunday, December 11, 2016

Happy Vegan Christmas

I wrote a song called Happy Vegan Christmas. It goes something like this:


Happy Vegan Christmas,
I guess you'll eat your share of beans,
Kale and a ton of iceberg lettuce,
cauliflower, turnip greens.
Is that a tofu turkey?
I guess with gravy it might taste ok,
but if the gravy's not really gravy,
I'm sorry but I have to say:

I prefer some dark meat,
Christmas ham I simply adore.
Dressing with a smidge of giblet gravy,
I could eat all that for evermore.
You can keep your lentils.
I'm sure you'll have a happy Christmas,
but I'll be eating somewhere else.

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