Sunday, December 25, 2016

Zombie Christmas

Do zombies have Christmas on Christmas day? 
Do they open presents and like what they get? 
A baseball, a doll or a little ant farm, 
Or do they grab Barbie and rip off her arms?

Do zombies sing carols like real people do?
Or do they make Carol scream all by herself?
I know that was gruesome, but I’ve got to say,
If zombies have Christmas on Christmas Day,

Merry Christmas 
Please just go away 
Come back tomorrow on Boxing Day 
We’re eating our dinner with family and friends 
Can’t you see we love Christmas Day?

Do zombies kiss zombies when mistletoe
Is hanging from doorways? There’s no way to know,
But if they kiss zombies that seems pretty icky.
To tell you the truth it’s just making me sicky.

Merry Christmas
Please just go away 
Come back tomorrow on Boxing Day
We’re eating our dinner with family and friends
Can’t you see we love Christmas Day?

When good little zombies go off to bed,
And dream about sugar plumbs that dance in their head,
Do they gnarl and gash them and tear them apart?
This song isn’t one for the faint of heart.

Merry Christmas
Now just go away 
Come back tomorrow on Boxing Day
We’re eating our dinner 
            of 
                  family and friends
Can’t you see we love Christmas Day?

This is our Zombie Christmas Day.




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