Sunday, June 18, 2017

Some of my favorite 'Dad Jokes'

Dad Joke: A short witticism/pun told by a Dad (or uncle, grandfather, etc.) that makes the listener elicit an uncontrollable groan and wish they were anywhere else other than listening to the Dad Joke. The bigger the groan, the better the Dad Joke.

Here are some of my favorites:

1. When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

2. What did the banana do when it lost its case? It a-peeled the verdict.

3. Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School.

4. Which side of the chicken has the most feathers? The outside.

5. What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it was R, but it's actually the C.

6. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

7. Why was the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he was a fungi.

8. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

9. Where did George Washington keeps his armies? In his sleevies.

10. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.

11. What's green and red and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender.

12. What does Count Dracula take for a sore throat? Coffin' drops.

13. Why didn't the teacher ask her class to add 144 to 144? It was two gross.

14. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

15. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

16. Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.

17. What's bright orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

18. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

19. Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long, little doggy.

20.  I could tell you a joke about paper, but it's tearable.