Last Tuesday, I was making what I considered a darn good fruit salad filled with papaya, pineapple, mango, and watermelon, when I sliced through a Kiwi who was more surprised to see ME than I HER.
I felt like I had just accidentally walked into a women's bathroom.
I covered my eyes, apologized, then slowly backed myself out of the situation. But really, can you ever UN-see a surprised Kiwi? I know I can't.

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