It's so frustrating to see people wasting time doing insignificant things when what they should be doing is focusing on ways to make their "product" so good that they can't be ignored.
These people do a lot of silly things that have nothing to do with their main goal, but they talk themselves into believing they ARE important, thus preventing them from doing what they really know they should be doing.
I, of course, have no such problem.
My goal is to produce a website that is like a three-ringed circus of humor (you never know what to expect, something's always climbing out of the clown car) with an ever-changing "Side Show" that keeps you coming back for more. But to accomplish that, I have to remain focused on my goals. I can't waste time on trivial things. I must always think about the means to the end. And that's why, when I sit down to write a new story, I always follow the same routine:
1. Check stats (must know who is visiting, from where, at what time. "Dang, only two so far? Will check back later.")
2. Scan through RSS reader to find articles I might want to comment on, or just read in order to become better at this internet thing. Follow links to other sites which might provide me with ideas of my own.
3. Hmmmm. I really should think of a new story for my website. Will get it done, but must check stats again.
4. Check stats again. "Drats! No change."
5. Check email for fan mail, posted comments, or asundry other items. Respond, or don't, depending on how much I need to get done writing-wise.
6. Hmmmm. I haven't thought of a story yet, but it will come.
7. Check Facebook. Add friends, update status, comment on others' status in the hopes they'll follow the link to my website, which will help stats.
8. Speaking of...Check stats. Hey, I got one more!
9. Back to Facebook. Look around and see who I "might" want to add as a friend. Hide people who are annoying. Hey, someone commented on something I said. Oh, wait a minute...someone commented about something somebody ELSE said, but since I also made a comment, I get everybody's comment on what that other person said, and it has nothing to do with me.
10. Check Twitter account. Update status. Comment on statuses I think are worthy of commenting on, retweet those that are funny, check and see if anybody has commented or retweeted MY comments, then do a search to see what is being said about banjos or vuvuzelas.
11. Check stats. You never know what can happen over the length of a few minutes. I may have gotten a hundred hits because of something I said. I may have....Hmmmmm. Nope. Still the same.
12. Feeling a bit hungry. Need some chips and salsa.
13. Stats again? No, I think I'll play a hand of Hearts on the computer while I'm munching down.
14. Damn. Lost at Hearts. Must try again, and this time I'll focus more.
15. That's right. I'm the Hearts master! But since the machine won once, and I won once, we MUST break the tie. Win or lose, I'll get to my story after I'm done.
16. Yeah, baby! Hearts Champion of the Universe!
17. Time to get to writing my next, best story -- right after I check my stats.
No sir! Not one wasted moment!
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