Sometimes I write a poem
When I don’t have much to say
Like this one, this is all I got.
So don’t complain – I’ve had a rough week and haven’t had the energy to sit down and think of a funny story to write, and I know that’s not a good excuse (REAL writers come up with something whether they’re inspired or not), but sometimes “the funny” just won’t come and you have to take the day off and do something different, like go fishing, or sit around in your pajamas all day and do nothing because it’s Saturday, which is exactly what I plan on doing, so leave me alone, I’m doing the best I can, and if you have a problem with that, then you’ve got more problems than I do, and you should really go see somebody about it. Like a psychiatrist or something.
Au revoir, and have a nice day.