"I have a crazy idea and I can't get it out of my mind," he said.
Oh no, not another one, she thought.
"I can't go to sleep at night because I keep trying to work out all the logistics."
Logistics? This doesn't sound good.
"You see, I've been thinking about going on an adventure and I keep trying to figure out things like which direction, when to leave, how far, how long, weather forecasts, food, shelter."
"And you probably won't believe me, but I've even been doing a lot of training, trying to get myself into shape, trying to shed a few pounds."
Trying to lose weight so he'll look good lying dead on the side of the road, no doubt.
"And I know if I can just get this 'going on an adventure' thing out of my system, everything will be just fine."
Doesn't he realize that one adventure begets another?
"So what do you think? Can you do without me for a short time so I can go on this adventure of a lifetime?"
Well, at least I won't have to listen to him snore, she thought to herself as she hugged his neck.
"Sure honey. You go have your adventure. And don't you worry about a thing. I'll be just fine."
She's just saying that and doesn't really mean it, he thought.
"This will give me a chance to do some much-needed spring cleaning around here."
And I'll feel like a heel because I'm not here to help.
"You know, Mark Johnson went on an adventure a couple of years ago, and Maryanne, his wife, said it really invigorated their love life."
Is she saying something's wrong with our love life?
"And after a few months of you losing weight on an adventure diet plan, I probably won't be able to keep my hands off you."
I think she just said I'm fat.
"Besides, you have the time off from work, I don't, and I think it'll be good for you."
Me thinks she's agreeing too easily.
He reached out to hold her hands, looked deeply into her eyes and said, "You are the greatest. But now that I've given it a bit more thought, I think it's better if l just put this crazy idea on the shelf for awhile. Maybe come back to it another day. If that's okay with you."
She nodded her head and gave him a long hug.
"Well, if you think that's for the best. Ok."