Monday, June 27, 2011

The new fashion in fishing

To be a trendsetter, you've got to shun the obvious, stear clear of the ordinary, grab hold of the unexpected, and wrestle all those snobby fashionista bastards to the ground until they scream "uncle" and relent to your way of thinking.

Epitome of fishing couture
The new couture in fishing apparel: A borrowed St. Martin's baseball cap; a black leather jacket over an orange 100-percent cotton T-shirt; Superhero pajamas tucked into military desert combat boots; and a facial expression that says, "I just caught a 13-inch river trout, and I don't give a damn how I look."

Trendsetting is not for the faint of heart. You have to be willing to poke yourself into the public's eye, endure their taunts and recriminations, always remembering that you see a bigger picture that they will never comprehend.

And the reward?

You have a fish in the frying pan -- and they do not.

It's so great to be me!

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