I got up early this morning to do some much-needed yardwork.
It was 77 degrees already at 6, and I knew it wasn't going to get any cooler.
I clipped, and mowed, and weed-ate, and sweated.
Drank some water. Always good to stay hydrated.
I clipped, and mowed, and weed-ate, and sweated some more, and then out of the corner of my eye I saw THIS:
Four inches of what had to be an Alien Monster fetus.
I'm no Sigourney Weaver.
I hightailed it out of there and I have no idea when I'm going back outside again.